Monday, September 5, 2011

Their skills have improved somewhat in the last five years

[From the archives, because I’m taking an antibiotic right now and feel generally lousy, but want to post something cheerful – originally posted April 28, 2006.]


Small children playing 20 questions

Child A: “I’m thinking of something.”
Child B: “Animal, vegetable, or mineral?”
Child A: “Mineral.”
Child C: “What is it?”
Child A: “Our goats! Your turn.”

Child C: “I’m thinking of something.”
Child A: “Animal, vegetable, or mineral?”
Child C: “Mama, is the table mineral?”
Mama: “No, it’s vegetable.”
Child C: “Vegetable.”
Child B: “Is it the table?”
Child C: “Yes!”

3 comments :

  1. Oh, this is hilarious...
    Hope you feel better soon, Kelly!
    It made me think of my girls' knock knock jokes, ha ha ha

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  2. LOL! Knock knock jokes are the worst! Took forever for them to learn the concept so that what they said was actually funny. I mean, they always thought what they said was funny because we'd laugh hysterically, but we were laughing at how unfunny it was.
    :-p

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